Daily Archives: April 29, 2012

Unexpected Fairytale – Flashfiction

So, I decided to give this one a whirl, leaving it, in my usual style, until a few hours before close of submissions.

Thanks to the Yearning For Wonderland blog and to Susi Holliday for the nudge for #ouatwriting

It might not be what fits the bill for their competition, but I enjoyed knocking out these 350 words all the same:

No damn fairy tale.

‘This ain’t no damn fairy tale’.

She felt the hand tighten around her throat as his rancid breath met her nostrils, her back drawn up sharp against the rough bark of the tree as he shoved her harder.

‘So, you can drop the bag – you’re not gonna make it to Grandma’s house tonight, Snow White!’

Charlotte resisted the urge to tell her assailant that he was getting his stories mixed up, clutched her bag ever tighter, knowing the contents might just save her life. Her feet paddled to seek purchase on the forest floor as she was hoisted higher.

It may have been a human killer that she faced, but his power seemed evermore supernatural.

There was movement in the surrounding darkness, she sensed and then she saw it – figures moving amongst the trees, eyes focused on her. Charlotte didn’t fear them, she only feared the man whose hands held her tight, knowing of the trail of corpses he had left in his wake in previous weeks. He’d been hiding right there, in the dense woodland, for nearly a month, his tattered grubby clothing, his growing facial hair more than enough to secure the moniker of ‘The Wolfman’ which had been anointed to him by the local press.

She waited until she felt the moment was right, stared him right into his bloodshot eyes and spoke for the first time since he’d snatched her from the trail.

‘You are nothing.’ She raged. ‘A nobody – just a killer, plain and simple. Nobody special – for all your huff and puff!’

She kicked hard into both his shins, his hands releasing their grip enough for her to slip loose.

Her hand released the bag, dropping it to the floor. The hardened casing of the police radio inside ensured it wouldn’t break.

From the surrounding trees they ran, fourteen officers, most dressed in black and with weapons drawn on their target.

DI Charlotte Grimm stepped back quickly as the figure before her raised his hands and placed them behind his head, smiling as he did so.

Charlotte had finally got her happily ever after.



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Richard Laymon – The Horror is back !

When I started secondary school, there were certain publications that got passed around between my friends and I – and stop right there with those thoughts!

On my first day I can clearly remember being the first kid to get called to stand in front of the entire school because I’d got caught taking a copy of MAD Magazine from my new found buddy sitting beside me to read after assembly. Things progressed after that day, but before I discovered the wonders of Stephen King and Shaun Hutson I found a literally ‘Savage’ US horror author in Richard Laymon.

Whilst he may have appeared somewhat like Harold Bishop from neighbours in photos, you should never judge an author by their jacket photo – Laymon wrote some of the cruellest and violent horror, interspersed with some pretty nasty sexual violence throughout a long running series of novels.

I recall ‘The Woods are Dark’ as being the biggest favourite for my class at school – a single battered paperback doing the rounds with the same speed as Laymon dispatched his many victims.

With their garish covers, cracking titles and sometimes unbelievable and yet gripping narratives, Laymon’s books captured the imaginations and morbid curiosities of many – AND NOW THEY ARE BACK !

Great news – From Headline Books, you can now get to experience the full horror of the late great Richard Laymon with a selection of some of his finest titles from the relative safety of your ereader.

The titles for you to grab at are:


And here are the links you may dare to click to take you to Richard Laymon’s world of horror:



You have been warned and recommended in equal doses – download and sleep tight…….


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Theakstons Old Peculier Crime Writing Festival Harrogate 2012

Last week saw the London launch of this year’s Harrogate Crime Festival, an event so packed with great authors due to be further North in July it had the feeling of ‘let’s do the show right here’.

The 10th Anniversary of this must in crime readers’ diaries sees one of the strongest line-ups to date, with great authors, panels and events; some old favourites such as New Blood and some nice new twists on others, plus the bonus of some all new ventures such as Neil Cross on stage with some of the cast of Luther.

I’ve already tweeted out the list of the events – tired fingers into the small hours after the event itself, but all the events in full and all the booking info you need is now live on the festival site – so, don’t delay, get over to here and I’ll see you there.



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World Book Night 2012

Well, it’s been and gone and my World Book Night 2012 experience was very different from last year.

Firstly, I was honoured to be asked by BBC Radio 4 to be interviewed for their “One in a Million” show along with other givers of last year’s books to talk about the whole experience. You can still catch the show on iplayer here, and the notes from the BBC Radio 4 show are here.

The fact that the event was this year held on a Monday (for Shakespeare’s birthday) made it a very different event as all involved had to work the giving around their jobs and regular Monday activities – Last year’s Saturday giving was much more rewarding and easier to manage.

I collected my books with my daughter, as last year, with our collection point once again being the lovely Kirkdale Bookshop in Sydenham – and yes, we just had to both buy books whilst we were collecting our box of WBN books, would have been rude not to.

With just 24 copies this year, and the title being Mark Billingham’s SLEEPYHEAD, the books were despatched very quickly locally. My initial plans to visit local Police Stations were however dashed by the rotten weather conditions and the fact that most Police Stations were closed.

Highlight of the giving this year had to be when offering a book to a cop on the high street who, much as he looked like he wanted to take a copy, said that they (Police officers) aren’t allowed to accept gifts 🙂

I tweeted this out at the time and Mark Billingham saw it just as he was meeting up with WBN organiser Jamie Byng at the Royal Festival Hall event – so that cop has no idea that his comment went straight to the top !

Looking forward to WBN2013 already.


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NEVERMORE – A Graphic Adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe’s Short Stories

Published by Self Made Hero

With a nice little introduction by film Director Roger Corman, who has tackled several Poe stories during his career, this great graphic adaptation of some of Edgar Allan Poe’s most well known short stories helped while away some time as I await the release of the John Cusack Poe vehicle ‘The Raven’ to hit the DVD stores (as I sadly missed it’s brief cinematic release).

Although this collection has been around for a few years, and I’m late to the party on this one, I’m sure it managed to achieve what was certainly on of its aims – to bring the work of Poe to an audience that would haven been unlikely to have read his original work, in the same way that the Manga Shakespeare titles (also from Self Made Hero) work for so many younger readers.

With a nice mix of writers and artists, Nevermore is an ever-changing experience from very graphic and stark images to those of a more painterly quality, and not a dud amongst them.

For me, one of the highlights is ‘Edgar Allan Poe’s Biography’ by Laura Howell, which rounds up the end of the book – giving all the mysterious facts of Poe’s own life and death compressed into just two creative and informative pages.

The full run down of stories, writers and artists is:

THE RAVEN adapted by Dan Whitehead and Stuart Tipples. Art by Stuart Tipples.

THE PIT & THE PENDULUM adapted by Jamie Delano. Art by Steve Pugh.

THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MR VALDEMAR adapted by Jeremy Slater. Art by John McCrea.

THE MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE adapted by Ian Edginton. Art by D’Israeli.

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER adapted by Dan Whitehead. Art by Shane Ian Oakley.

THE BLACK CAT adapted by Leah Moore and John Reppion.

THE OVAL PORTRAIT adapted by David Berner. Art by Natalie Sandells.

THE TELL-TALE HEART adapted by Jeremy Slater. Art by Alice Duke.

THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH adapted by Adam Prosser. Art by Erik Rangel.

EDGAR ALLAN POE’S BIOGRAPHY art and script by Laura Howell.

Highly recommended both to fans of Poe and collectors of fine Graphic Novels.


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